Spelopede Tee
A eusocial insectoid creature from the 2013 video game Rimworld which, in universe, originated on the planet Sorne, and were modified to combat the mechanoid threat. This specific type of insectoid is about the size of a sheep. They are immune to pollution and highly resistant to most toxins, and will not die from extreme cold, instead going into a quote, "wakeful hibernation." until the environment is suitable once again. They are quite intelligent, capable of learning how to haul things under human instruction, and can carry around 60 kilograms. They weigh in at about 48 kilograms, and have four legs, a head horn, a shell, and multiple body segments. They are aggressive to humans usually but can learn to trust you with food and quality time spent with them. Their main danger can come in numbers, alongside megaspiders and megascarabs, however, they can hold up a fight on their own, and should not be underestimated. Their life expectancy is about six years.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating