Sparta Tee
I read all the entries for the North Jersey Town. I lived here from 91-96 and I am having flashbacks. Sparta, New Jersey is about how the heat and ac never worked in the school. You will freeze your ass off walkin around in January with your jacket on in the school that is made up of all these little pods like they started with one pod and kept adding on. Its the weirdest structure ever seen. It looks like a temporary structure. Its the strangest thing ever that they have not yet built a new building even though the jr high kids had split sessions and had to send the 8th graders to the High School building even back in 1996. How can that town with all its money be so ass backwards? Do the senior citizens still reject every proposals? The only franchises the town will allow in the downtown area are Dairy Queen and BK. Probably still true today in 2008. Franks Pizza has always been the skater and stoner hangout from back to the day when it first came about, my friends were the original delivery drivers back in 1995 which was also the first year of the Mens Lacrosse Team. True that all the emos hang out at Dunkin Donuts, and the Volunteer Fire Fighters hang out across the street from the Sev (7-11) Kroghs is the only cool thing about Sparta. Everyone talking about Sparta is right The lake, its nasty. They need to drain it, for real. How on earth did they get that much water there?? Thats just a bunch of stagnant water and its levied at a higher level above the actual town, that makes no sense. They should destroy the dam and watch Potts' Doggie Shop get obliterated by the rushing water. Even back in 1995 there were only 5 minorities and I was one of them. Did they tear down the basketball court near DQ that I used to play at every day after school?
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.