Spain Tee
The greatest county in the world, having (contrary to popular belief) the best wine, the best cheese, the best olive oil, the best food in general, and has the nicest people, the richest culture, and once had the biggest, strongest and most influential empire in the Earth. However, due to British hate and jealousy, the whole world allied against the Spanish, but Spain was still able to hold them, until a horrible revolution and a stupid leader both happened at the same time, and eventually destroyed the Empire. Contrary to popular belief, the Spanish Empire did neither make slaves, or cruelly kill south Americans, but rather made them Christians and Spanish citizens, therefore making them just like any other person in Spain, with the same rights. After lots of history, Spain has remained a world power, with traditions such as the beautiful bull-fighting Spain also had the biggest empire, so big the British were for a long time jealous. They dominated all of America, lots of Africa, Asia, and also discovered Australia (called Australia because at the time the Austrian king line ruled). They were the first to go around the world, and also the first to celebrate Thanksgiving (not the British!). They produce the best Wine, the best cheese, and the best olive oil, even better than French, British or Italian products. They also invented the guitar, andhave written awesome popular songs, famous around the world, like the recent "Sofia", quite famous in Italy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡