space monkies Tee
Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world. Planet of the Apes style. Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add. What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians? Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose. What do you think of project Northwoods? - space monkies What do you think of project U2? - space monkies What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia? - space monkies What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany? - space monkies What do you think of Nagasaki? - space monkies What do you think of mk ultra? - space monkies What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam? - space monkey Well give these people a break! Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology? Yes, but I know it. I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do. NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡