space monkey Tee
- Did you hear about the USSR's secret plan to mate humans with monkies for a super human, monkey army? - I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it? - No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars. - Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons! - But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business. - Sounds dumb to me. - So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey? - Yup. We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology, to enhance their brains and their intelligence. What did they do with it? They put a Monkey in space. They nuked each other a bit. And They started brain control programs against their citizens. What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology? All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology. I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space. What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology? They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies. Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies. You mean space age monkies right? Yeah.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!