Soutullo Tee
Pronounced "sah-too-low" A generally obnoxious character, 1 of which is found in each group of friends. This character is the next stage of a "Lunchbox". Much like the "Lunchbox", the Soutullo is always right. He knows everything there is to know, and cannot be proven wrong by simple things like facts, or logic. He is the primary source of entertainment in a group of friends, which is why he is kept around. What seperates a "soutullo" from a "lunchbox" is that he migrates through several circles of friends simultaneously. The soutullo usually has a job, and plenty of money, but never has his own cigarettes, or food, or a place to stay. A soutullo can be found raiding strangers' refridgerators, stalking attractive girls with raper-eyes, sleeping on couches, giving friendly "hey how ya doin" kind of back massages to obese women, or jumping off of roofs yelling "I AM HOLLYWOOD" or something along those lines. Choose caution when dealing with a suprise soutullo invasion. They are quick to anger if you do not accept their universal excuse of "dude, I didn't even do anything wrong." The "It's cool bro" ending is the end all beat all of arguments to the soutullo, and it will not be taken lightly if you continue the debate. Some reports have been made that they can even transform into a monkey like creature in their rage. This is known as a "super sayan soutullo" and is supposedly capable of breaking every valuable belonging in a home in 6.5 seconds.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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