Southlake Tee
southlake is a town full of bitches who wake up in the morning, snort a couple lines of coke off of their dresser, drive to school in their 70,000 sports cars and think that the world is just dandy. I mean hey, my dads a millionair! i dont have to possess things such as integrity and a strong work ethic to get far in life. What do southlake teenagers have to work for? THATS RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. nuff said about southlake kids, lets move onto the adults that give southlake such a great name. I have to tell you, i have never seen so many MILF's in one place, thank god for southlake. Southlake moms, through months of pain and agony, have aquired bodies similar to the ones that mattel uses for their barbies. Thanks to plastic surgery southlake moms have large, succulent breasts and faces that resemble that of a 20 year old cheerleader. its seriously amazing. I personally feel bad for southlake dads because their shitbag kids and wives drain their fricked bank accounts in a matter of seconds. O well, i guess southlake is soooo cool. i mean nobody else cheats by combining two huge towns to make one giant shit stain on the map of texas. I think grapevine, colleyville, trinity, and L.D Bell should all combine and then we will see who has the best football team and the largest amount of drug problems. ok well im done bashing southlake, i dont think there is anything else to make fun of except for the fact that southlake guys dress like transvestites and dye their hair the same color as barbies when they are playing the most manly sport in the world. gaaahhhh ok im done
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨