Southlake Mug
southlake is a town full of bitches who wake up in the morning, snort a couple lines of coke off of their dresser, drive to school in their 70,000 sports cars and think that the world is just dandy. I mean hey, my dads a millionair! i dont have to possess things such as integrity and a strong work ethic to get far in life. What do southlake teenagers have to work for? THATS RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. nuff said about southlake kids, lets move onto the adults that give southlake such a great name. I have to tell you, i have never seen so many MILF's in one place, thank god for southlake. Southlake moms, through months of pain and agony, have aquired bodies similar to the ones that mattel uses for their barbies. Thanks to plastic surgery southlake moms have large, succulent breasts and faces that resemble that of a 20 year old cheerleader. its seriously amazing. I personally feel bad for southlake dads because their shitbag kids and wives drain their fricked bank accounts in a matter of seconds. O well, i guess southlake is soooo cool. i mean nobody else cheats by combining two huge towns to make one giant shit stain on the map of texas. I think grapevine, colleyville, trinity, and L.D Bell should all combine and then we will see who has the best football team and the largest amount of drug problems. ok well im done bashing southlake, i dont think there is anything else to make fun of except for the fact that southlake guys dress like transvestites and dye their hair the same color as barbies when they are playing the most manly sport in the world. gaaahhhh ok im done
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”