Sour Slushie Tee
a popular refreshment with crushed ice and fruit juice and made notorious when combined with a green, sour liquid. usually found in a squirt bottle beside the machine. This is the scale from 0-100% used to determine the intensity of the sour as regarded to what percentage of the drink is sour liquid. 0% - you friggin junior. you gotta put some sour in or your nothing but a JR. 10% - a good stepping stone for the first time consumer. 20% - a decent amount but still not quite enough to advance upward from the level of junior to amateur. 30% - Now, you're starting to gain respect from your peers as you are now on the level of amateur. 40% - This is where things start to get dangerous. At this point, nearly the bottom fifth of the cup will be black. 50% - i.e. the midway point on the highway to hell. 60% - From this point on, keep a phone nearby as symptoms will start to appear. At this level, you will notice twitching and shaking. 70% - Now you are at the level of seasoned veteran. symptoms here include slight diziness, combined with the previous symptoms. 80% - At this level, this turns from a game to an exteme sport with serious consequences. Sypmtoms include sense of delusion and you will see green spots everywhere. Also may include temporary loss of vision. 90% - Symptoms here include all of the previous include all of the previous and vomitting and loss of consciousness. 100% - At this point, it is no longer a sour slushie, it is pure sour. symptoms here will include immediate death and outside of body experiences.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious