Soulmate Tee
Soulmate? Well this should be a given. A soulmate can't be met for the only one whom exists is mine, my Addiebear. You should envy me, because there are 7 billion people on earth and just one soulmate, and she's mine. If this doesn't make sense, then that's so unfortunate for you. This girl, through my eyes—sober eyes, 20/20 vision, with no visual defects nor any other internal or external distortions and without any motive other than a pure fact, to me, is that she's absolutely flawless. She doesn't like to think so, but, I couldn't expect her nor anybody else to accept such a strong, incredible and rare truth of one's self without feeling some lack of humility, but she doesn't have to accept it. We know that 2+2=4—sure you don't have to like it or agree with it but that doesn't make it suddenly equal to anything other than four; it's just a fact. This beautiful girl whom is mine forever and after, is a perfect synonym for every possible adjective which is good in any language, yet there lack a million words that even come close to surmounting to a true representation of who she is and there will truly never be a way to describe how incredible she is. I fall in love with her over and over again, every single day, every moment and every breath which I take is a breath taken by her. The first time I kissed her, was truly—the last first kiss I would ever take, and she remains and
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it