Solvieg Tee
Puts ALL women 2 shame. Knows 2 accommodate God, husband, & children. Women envious of the essence of her. Goes hell an back 2 earn what & who she wants in amazing determination. Men lust after her, sluts on their knees 4 her. Rarely falls in love. In love for 1 guy, attracted 2 him until her death. With the man she loves, the only person she‘s shy nd submissive with in life. Speaks by no fear, in trouble often, caus she only says the truth. Knows a person by 1 glance. She analyzes you, aware of what you tell her in behavioral psychology. Wary of all, clever, strict moral. Mysterious intellectual deity. Troubled life traumatic past. Says she‘s fine, the only lie she tells but always tells it because she wants to 1 day believe it. High expectation of ppl. Fit body. No tattoo/surgery/implant/makeup. She’s beyond such things. Fully loves herself. Overworks her body in exercise, loves pain pulsating in her. This is exercise, you have no idea in bed. In bed she can make atheists believe in God with her sex. Pure til married. Tight asf. Fucks as if the 1st and last time, you feel primal when inside her. You will really feel like a man. A fuck w her needs no compare. Not a princess, queen, or angel. THE GODDESS. Protect her, can b fragile, men want to impregnate her. Physical manifestation of the goddess of fertility. Men wish they were her bedroom full body mirror. It's the only way one could get the chance to see her naked.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡