Sociopath Tee
A Sociopath is an individual who lacks a conscience.These individuals are opportunists and have extremely high IQ's which they use to their advantage. Sociopaths are social geniuses who are constantly making split second calculations. They use the scientific method and tend to know all variables in a social setting. Sociopaths are like chameleons, they can blend into anything they need to be at the time. Sociopaths are known to be hilarious people with many friends.They always win arguments because they see things that normal people see. They can find the smallest inconsistencies and hone in on them. Don't argue with a sociopath because you will end up losing to them or you will end up thinking you are right (trust us, you can't beat a sociopath) We have interviewed females that have dated Sociopaths, and they all said the same thing; Sociopaths are amazing in bed. They have powerful sex drives along with uncanning skill. Sociopaths don't feel love, due to an under active part of the brain called the Amygdala. Since they are incapable of loving, they substitute it for lust. Keep a sociopath in your life but do not get attached to them romantically. In simpler terms, don't expect to get married to them, instead have sex with them. Never cross a sociopath. You will regret it and you will never be comfortable with yourself ever again. Sociopaths will crush you if you get in their way. You have been warned.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating