Smexy Tee
Definition: a word used to describe an extremely sexy mexicano brown little baked potato who has a promising future in a Vegas stripping club Very few people have the qualities to be deemed as smexy making smexy one of the highest compliments one can give or receive. Being smexy is a way of life for the privileged few However smexiness is a talent and an art so u can get there too!! ESSENTIAL Qualifications include: 1)An IQ over 75748394 2)The ability to throw it back professionally 3)A past containing Middle school drama 4)A secret lover you plan to run away with Smexy People ranked from highest to lowest: Indians Sleeping Unicorns Pigeon toady Potatoes Homosexual Smurfs Dishwashers Side effects of being smexy include: Difficulty being ugly Severe need to find a stripping pole Alcoholic tendencies Illusions (everything might seem like a stripping pole) Multiple people obsessed with your perfection. You might be made fun of out of jealousy. You will experience depression for short periods of time. But you need to know that you need to FLAUNT DAT BEAUTY GURLLL (smexy people must learn to live with the fact that others will always be obsessed with their undeniable beauty) Random need to use words like betta and emojis like 🥵😍😘💩👄 (Note: If you are experiencing any one of these conditions please note that you will be ok. Please contact a doctor when conditions become too extreme u might be at a different level of SMEXY)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂