Smadge Tee
The act of smadging has minor similarities to Gonzoing, but instead of the scrotum and penis, the Smadge-er uses his/her anus. For executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a participant of the social gathering to pass out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quicker, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process). The smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her ass crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target's nose in between the crack. The smadge-er then close his/her ass cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slappiion with the hands to cause the ass cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you're filthy scum). This is smadging. There can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. This involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.