Sly Cooper Tee
Sly Cooper: Master Theif from a line of master theives. The "Fiendish Five" ramsacked Sly's home when he was just a kid, killing his father. The Fiendish Five stole and divided the Cooper family line's precious book The Theivous Racoonus. After this, taking his cane, the Cooper family's weapon of choice, to the ophanage. While there, he made friends with Bentley and Murray. The friends formed a gang, the "Cooper Gang." If we fast-forward to the end of Sly Cooper and the Theivous Racoonus, you'll see that he'd conquered the Fiendish Five! I feel bad about this, but I've only finished Sly one and three, so I have no information about Sly Two... =( Sorry. Well, I'll just talk about Sly 3: Honor Among Theives. In this game, Sly's main goal is to get enough team-members to get into the Cooper Vault, a vault which his theiving ancestors stored there loot in. The whole game is basically a flashback, (You are playing the flashback.) in which is all the missions and jobs leading up to where Carmelita rescues Sly from Dr. M's gaint... er- let's just call it an experiment gone wrong, okay? The team - members you will get are: Guru, Penelope, Panda King, and Dimitri. Yah. I know what you're thinking... 'Panda King?! Dimitri?!' If you whizz to the end of 3, you see a Cooper on... er- scientist- showdown! Dr. M will try to drown you, shock you, burn you, smash you, and run you over. If you do get through the showdown, Carmelita will appear and (you get to play as her) take down Dr. M after the doctor throws Sly up on the rafters after taking a hit for Carmelita. After Carm is done bashing the doctor, she'll jump up to see is Sly is okay. He will fake amnesia. (Yes, fake it) Carm will lie and say that Sly is "Constable Cooper," her partner. After the credits, Bentley looks for Sly in the binocucom. Sly turns to it and winks. "That sneaky devil."
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.