Slutty Prude Tee
Someone who acts like a total prude about anything sexual but yet is always thirst trapping on social media. They'll post provocative pics or vids on instagram, twitter, youtube etc., with their body exposed BUT preface it with by saying "keep dirty comments to yourself", which means she, deep down, knows what kind of comments & boners these visual stimuli are likely to produce. They also get extremely upset when anyone compliments them in a sexual manner. Somewhat of a contradiction or oxymoron, it is similar to prude-slut, but kind of different. A prude slut is someone who projects themselves to be a slut/whore but acts like Virgin Mary when it comes time to give up the goods. A slutty prude, on the other hand, tries to act like they are innocent angels who are grossed out by sexuality yet they continually seem to be attention whores despite knowing their behavior will lead to people commenting sexually suggestive things. In both cases, you don't get what you bargained for & neither are desirable date candidates as the former has a bad reputation even though they are technically 'goody two-shoes', while the latter is even worse as guys get to stare at her almost naked body but her boyfriend barely get any good sex or loving at home so he essentially might as well be one of the guys jerking off to her because he's not getting any action but unfortunately unlike all the other guys, he had to stay faithful to her so he has no 'out' or way of 'release'.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition