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Slut Truck Tee

A slut truck is a group of skank ass ho's that travel from bar to bar claiming beswaggered men as victims. The poor bastards that hook up with one of them are socially ruined for a good six months at least. They are easy to spot since they tend to possess a whordorable fashion sense. Due to a high sense of whorality they are good at capturing a man who normally is too sober to touch them. The group generally has several different key members. There's always the swamp donk which should be avoided at all costs. She is the one who goes from guy to guy until she finds one too drunk to push her off. She will generally attack him with her swamp crotch right then and there, victimizing her prey with social ruin on the spot. She should be avoided at all costs. In some situations, suicide is the best recommended way of avoiding the embarrassment of hooking up with her. Merely touching the swamp donk is a serious sex accident in itself. If you do hook up with one, it is recommended that you titty fuck her (and take pictures) Titty fucking distracts her so you can avoid her swampy taint. Should you lose a bet with your friends, and have to hook up with a member of a slut truck. It is recommended that you go for the slut ass bitch whore. She is the alpha bitch of the group. She is usually cleaner than the other girls for lack of ability to close the deal. The upside of this is that she cherishes ANY experience with a man. You can give her a Cleveland steamer with reverse teabag, then a donkey punch, and she won't mind, and you aren't going to feel bad.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31
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