Slut Truck custom hoodie
A slut truck is a group of skank ass ho's that travel from bar to bar claiming beswaggered men as victims. The poor bastards that hook up with one of them are socially ruined for a good six months at least. They are easy to spot since they tend to possess a whordorable fashion sense. Due to a high sense of whorality they are good at capturing a man who normally is too sober to touch them. The group generally has several different key members. There's always the swamp donk which should be avoided at all costs. She is the one who goes from guy to guy until she finds one too drunk to push her off. She will generally attack him with her swamp crotch right then and there, victimizing her prey with social ruin on the spot. She should be avoided at all costs. In some situations, suicide is the best recommended way of avoiding the embarrassment of hooking up with her. Merely touching the swamp donk is a serious sex accident in itself. If you do hook up with one, it is recommended that you titty fuck her (and take pictures) Titty fucking distracts her so you can avoid her swampy taint. Should you lose a bet with your friends, and have to hook up with a member of a slut truck. It is recommended that you go for the slut ass bitch whore. She is the alpha bitch of the group. She is usually cleaner than the other girls for lack of ability to close the deal. The upside of this is that she cherishes ANY experience with a man. You can give her a Cleveland steamer with reverse teabag, then a donkey punch, and she won't mind, and you aren't going to feel bad.
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Slut Truck sweatshirt
Size L
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
- Soft midweight fleece with a brushed interior
- Comfortable, classic unisex fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Gildan Heavy Blend
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.