sloane Tee
SLOANES: A SPOTTERS GUIDE! Must haves include fake tan, a "hard" music taste, slutty style sense, footless tights, skinny jeans, rich stuck up attitude, jack wills trackies, having a debit card paid for by 'daddy', nude lips, purpsosely messed up hair, derogatary behaviour towards anyone who isnt 2 pounds off muscle faliure, battered ballet pumps, gold belts, oversized leather bags, being very rich but thick, denim skirts that could be a belt, long hair, going to a private school 4 rich kids ... etc etc Optional extras include drug abuse, dyed peroxide blonde hair, getting pregnant b4 the age of 15, smoking, putting pictures of their boobs on bebo or myspace, pretending to be bi to come across more atractive to boys, Sloanes are hard to tell apart as they dress and act in exactly the same way. They are often seen in large groups intimidating there unsloany dignified contempories or wrapped around boys, preferably older than them with hair slaped in more hair products than u wud find occupying an average salon with painfully huge egos.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating