Slippery Icarus Tee
During this intercourse method, both partners are soaked in olive oil from the neck down. (It is recommended that females put their hair up, because olive oil can look nasty in hair. If the male has long hair, he should do the same.) The male will be above the female in almost a reverse tit-fuck position, and the female will push her arms back so that her shoulder blades are exposed. The male will then put his dick between the shoulder blades and begin thrusting. This should be easy, considering the two are covered in olive oil. Then, as the male is climaxing, he must flip her over and ejaculate between her tits. This is to represent the melting wax coming from Icarus's wings in the greek mythos. This position can be harnessed during any lubricated fornication, and the male can go back and fourth from doggy style to slippery icarus. *NOTE: This method MUST be practiced in full sunlight, perhaps on a balcony or pool deck. The in the greek myth, Icarus used wings made of feathers and wax to escape from a huge tower surrounded by a labyrinth. Icarus flew to high, however, and the heat of the sunlight melted the wax and his wings fell apart. He eventually fell to his death. tl;dr: Fuck a girl who's lubed up in between the shoulder blades and then jizz on her tits. Make sure it's in full sunlight.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating