Slavery Tee
Let’s assume it isn’t wrong. Who should have to be the slave? Hym “What makes slavery wrong? Well, to find out why, let’s assume that it isn’t. If slavery isn’t wrong, then who should be the slave? I vote you. Now, you’re not going to want to be the slave. So I’m going to have to violence you pretty good to get you to be that (a slave). But the violence isn’t a permanent solution to the problem here (the problem being ‘You not wanting to be a slave). So I need to use violence initially (to get you to become a slave) and then I have to use the threat of future violence to get you to continue being a slave. And this will continue to be the case, indefinitely. But the problem of you not wanting to be a slave remains. So, what do you do about it? Well, you dwell on it. Ruminate, if you will (Like a school shooter), and you realize ‘If he can use violence on me, I can use violence on him. I die either way and if I die I don’t have to be a slave anymore. He can’t increase the amount of violence he uses to keep me in line (or he will no longer have an effective slave).’
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating