Slagathor Tee
A Slagathor is a humanoid female creature that is found in various areas of filth, trash, and unlit, rundown, back parking lots of strip clubs. The kind of strip clubs that a bag of pork rinds gets you admission and you can see the stitches from a C-section on the strippers stomach. Slagathors are attracted to the sent of food stamps and free handouts. They can only mate under certain conditions and locations, which include the underbelly of a trailer park, trash truck (while stationary), pool of vomit, and the Dollar General. A Slagathor is best described as seen in the wild as slightly hunched over, unwashed oily hair (most have lice), muffin top abdominal area, disheveled, with smells of mold, plastic bottled liquor, ash tray, wet dog, despair, and rancid bacon wrapped shrimp. Slagathors are know for chin rubs, working hard to not work, sucking souls, and leaving a snail/shit stain tire track trail wherever they go.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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