Skump Tee
- Noun 1. a.k.a. "Skeet-no-pump" 2. A failed pump-skeet, in which the skeet has ejaculated from the man or woman's penis before or at the time of the first pump ex. "Jack's skump cost him any future relationships he could have had with that other young man, who was heavily turned off by skumps." 3. Also used as the term for the skeet that has resulted from the skump. ex. "Jordan's no-pump-skeet got skump all over Francesca's prom dress the moment she opened the door. Her father was unimpressed by the whole skump debacle." - Verb 1. To ejaculate prematurely from the balls without a full pump ex. (past tense) "It was supposed to be a clean pump-pump skeet-skeet, but the moment she first tried to pump he immediately skumped in her hair." 2. To fail at something quickly and miserably "Since Tony was prone to skumping, he would skump out with girls often, who were all afraid of his skump skumping into their faces" 2. A double-wicket home-hitter double-deuce in the great game of cricket ex. "The Irish badgers were close to skumping the great game against India until John McCloud managed to pull a skump"
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
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My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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