Skittlepuffs Tee
multi-colored puffs of barley, rice, corn and rye. These grains are collected from the magical land of Wakawambi nearby the Wambi waters. These grains are them processed and coated in a sugary goodness of multi-colored candy frost (available in various flavors). Skittlepuffs have an extremely high sugar content therefore are not fit for human consumption. Skittlepuffs are the sole dietary intake of blue, yellow, pink and green unicorns. some violet unicorns can ingest skittlepuffs however they may experience slight bloating and heart burn due to a chemical reaction between ingredient X in the skittlepuffs and the poor violet unicorns genetics. Nevertheless, purple unicorns do not starve and are happy to nibble on grass and banana peels. Scientists are attempting to find a food source which these unicorns can eat without falling ill. It is said it may take up to 3 years before anything can be found. Meanwhile, skittlepuffs are a nutritional food source for most colored unicorns. Skittlepuffs are also known to relieve anxiety and stress in these lovely creatures. They come in 1kg, 500g, 250g, 100g, and 50g packages at 50cents per 10g. A great way to keep your unicorn and bay.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.