Skapern Tee
Skapern is a wild animal type whom lives in the southern sumerset regions. It is known to have great skill in an art called "modelling" this is an art which is highly respected throughout it's habitat. Skapern's are known to have a heavy breeding spree around spring times, where it's penis can grow to about 70" in length and 10" in diameter. When breeding Skapern's usually go around and do what is called "One night stands" where it goes to several mates, and do what is called "Fuck that pussy til it's jelly" and after nine months a baby Skapern will be given birth to. A female Skapern is hard to look apart from males as they are exactly alike except from their genetalia. They usually prey on wild "noobs" as that is easy to lure and kill them in a trap. Their usualL weapon of choice is an M4 assault rifle, as it is highly accurate compared to damage output. Skaperns have been spotted in cities such as Atlanta as it is highly packed with noobs, especially in the cities. Skaperns like themselves in the southern spots of Sumerset in the wild as it is much "loot" and easy targets such as noobs, or highly nutritious "pros" that aren't quite paying attention. Skapern's mostly hunt alone, but can bring other pack members if needed.
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