Simping Tee
A mental illness that only affects Males widely reported symptoms are as follows 1) Repetitious mumblings comprising of "Yes Dear" "No Dear" "Sorry Dear" 2) Allows himself to be trod upon repeatedly by females & apologizes pathetically for it 3) Grovelling to a female in the vain hope of receiving her validation to make them feel more like a "real man" 4) Giving attention/praise to undeserving females, the females are well aware of this and will use him to their advantage 5) Putting himself into a subservient/submissive position under a female in the hope of winning them over without the female bringing anything to the table 6) rolling out red carpets for every female encounter for no apparent reason 7) fighting with other Male sufferers either physically or verbally for sole female attention 8) Irrational thoughts EG. thinks a female with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality female 9) Delusions EG. In his eyes all females are good no matter what they do or say, he may feel beholden to a female due his delusions 10) Believes that a "Real Man" should shower female's with gifts & pay all her bills & entertainment costs, most sufferers may do this for sex & validation from the female, whereas non-sufferers can clearly identify this as prostitution. More serious cases of simping sufferers may do this for female validation alone. Known Cure "The Red Pill" although some sufferers of simping reported that this can completely disappear with age & experience.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.