simp contract Tee
A contract written to protect people from falling into the bottomless hole of simpery. The contract includes ten injunctions. These are as such: I. Thou shalt not spend money on the object of simpery. II. Thou shalt not ship the object of simpery with thine self. III. Thou shalt not lay thine eyes on fanfictions or shippy fanart. IV. Thou shalt not browse pictures of the object of simpery for more than ten minutes a day. V. Thou shalt not watch more than thirty minutes of videos of the object of simpery a day. VI. Thou shalt not gush about the object of simping on thy social media. VII. Thou shalt not show any emotion towards the object of simping. VIII. Thou shalt not say cheesy, cringey, corny, or crusty things about the members. IX. Thou shalt not have more than ten pictures of the object of simpery at a time. Thou shalt also not have a single shirtless or sexy picture of them. X. Thou shalt not become an egg--smooth-brained, hairless, and lacking of common sense. Each injunction comes with a respective punishment.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.