simp contract Mug
A contract written to protect people from falling into the bottomless hole of simpery. The contract includes ten injunctions. These are as such: I. Thou shalt not spend money on the object of simpery. II. Thou shalt not ship the object of simpery with thine self. III. Thou shalt not lay thine eyes on fanfictions or shippy fanart. IV. Thou shalt not browse pictures of the object of simpery for more than ten minutes a day. V. Thou shalt not watch more than thirty minutes of videos of the object of simpery a day. VI. Thou shalt not gush about the object of simping on thy social media. VII. Thou shalt not show any emotion towards the object of simping. VIII. Thou shalt not say cheesy, cringey, corny, or crusty things about the members. IX. Thou shalt not have more than ten pictures of the object of simpery at a time. Thou shalt also not have a single shirtless or sexy picture of them. X. Thou shalt not become an egg--smooth-brained, hairless, and lacking of common sense. Each injunction comes with a respective punishment.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple
This mug is perfect! High quality product
My Aiden mug is awesome
This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
One word Respect ✊
I want to buy all the random word mugs in the world from you all 🙏🏻
Perfect way to start my day!
Ok it’s a mug drink from it act edgy with it who cares