Simp Tee
Being a simp is basically an obsessive-compulsive mental disorder. This is closely related to a currently recognised mental disorder known as “Celebrity Worship Syndrome”, being a simp is essentially the same thing, but without the celebrity part. A person who is a simp will likely act illogically, an example being a man who gives a woman an excessive amount of money with little to nothing in return. A simp will likely display a lack of common sense and rationality, such as a married man who needs to support a family, but instead using his money on OnlyFans subscriptions. Simps are usually males, but it isn’t always the case. Someone suffering from being a simp should seek help, such as a therapist. Especially in cases in which they spend money they require for other essential needs. Once a simp begins to devoid themselves of necessity’s, they WILL need help. Almost everyone who shows signs of “simping” is also likely to be suffering in some regard, such as having depression. Please note: this word is overused, and is rarely used correctly. It’s easy to know when someone is a “true” simp, an example being the man (in recent news) who spent $10,000 for a hug from his favourite OnlyFans girl, whilst she already had a boyfriend…
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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