Shy Sprite Tee
Shy Sprites are little guys who hide in leaves. Their eyes are exceedingly gigantic! Shy sprites have black eyes; their eyes may glow in the dark. Shy Sprites may have brown or grey eyes, as these sprites change colors to match their envirornments. Who knows? Shy Sprites may have green eyes; it is unknown if their eyes become hazel. Shy Sprites have green, greenish grey, or grey skin. They have black antennas on their heads. Shy Sprites look like babies with pointed ears. Ears point upwards. Shy Sprites have small noses and "shy smiles!" They are "too adorable." Yes, most babies are adorable, but Shy Sprites are really adorable. They are way too cute to be elves! (That is why humans suspect these are sprites.) These little guys get their name because they have semi-interested and terrified expressions on their faces. They seem willing to come out from hiding, but they do not know " what they're gonna get!" That could be the reason they hide. Shy Sprites may risk getting "tweaked." That means if they do come out from behind those leaves, Shy Sprites have their cheeks pinched by every girl in their local radiuses.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.