Shuzbunk Tee
A word commonly used to described an accident occured during the process of masturbation, by either male, female or non-amphibious reptiles. Orginates from the Latin, Masturbus Shuzbunkus and adapted to English by the English wordsmith Tony Blair (a different Tony Blair, we already asked Kevin at Xtra Vision) Used in modern day terminology as a noun, verb and adjective and sometimes even a mixture of the two/three. Not to be confused with "very bad T-shirts" or a bus timetable. It should not be used at family gatherings or in front of anybody over the age of 75, to avoid potentially fatal excitement. Examples of shuzbunks include 1) Friction Burns, 2) Getting caught by a parent/guardian/family pet, 3)falling pianos or 4) Paudy. A recent example of a very bad shuzbunk can be found at http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=684060 Famous victims of shuzbunking include Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand, Gary Glitter and more recently, Mr. Magners the alcohol man, who was found in a tree moments after shuzbunking in a frying pan (THAT RHYMED!!!!!) Although the social stigma associated with shuzbunking is enough to drive many victims of shuzbunking into colonies, a craze for public shuzbunking has arisen in places such as Germany, Palestine Street Belfast and Tom Cruise's house.
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Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart