shrooms Tee
a hallucinogenic drug; a type of mushroom that when eaten will cause hallucinations. The most common way to take them is to eat them after they have been dried (and on a pizza mmmmm...). You can also eat them in chocolates (sometimes in the shape of a frog) altho I wouldn't recommend this cuz you sometimes have to eat a lot of these in order to trip really hard. It can take about an hour to an hour and a half for some to start to feel the effects. Some people will feel nauseous or even have pain in their knees or other joints but this is usually brief and tolerable, then the real fun begins. The pupils will dilate and motor skills become uncoordinated and somewhat sluggish, like being drunk but yet very awake too. Hallucinations depend on the amount taken and usually include stuff like the patterns on your living room floor moving and twisting around, walls "breathing", light trails, colors become very bright and vivid, and generally you start to laugh at everything. A trip will last about 6-8 hrs (again depending on the amount) and since you digest the shrooms they will not show up on drug tests, but I'm not a doctor so I'm not totally sure about this. The next day (if you have partaken the night before) the person will sometimes have a really bad headache and joint pains again. This is typical since you essentially just "poisoned" yourself the night before. But it was a lot of fun wasn't it?
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum