Shroogi Tee
The supreme breed of Man. The epitome of masculinity and perfection personified. All masculine traits are embodied in the figure of a Shroogi. He effortlessly combines the attributes of physical prowess, strength, resilience, honor, as well as hardened determination in the face of lowlifes, especially other inferior races, such as the zagroosi mountain goat. A Shroogi is a warrior breed who inhabits the Land of Mesopotamia, the Cradle of Civilization, and whose mission in life is to get rid of bums whose breaths stink like mountain goat excrement and believe in imaginary countries. As a result of his supreme visage and presence, the Shroogi naturally commands respect and admiration from those around him, however, at times, the occasional lazy-eyed zagroosi mountain goat might try to rebel against his master (the Shroogi) but luckily, he is extremely efficient in exterminating such rodents and has realized that the most efficient way to get rid of such creatures is by using a special kind of gas.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.