Shockwave Tee
A move to use on your woman (much like the dutch oven) but it is a kami kazi move for people who don't like the smell of their own farts. Directions: To properly execute a successful delivery of the death blow of the "Shockwave", one must possess the art of timing and rhythm. 1st. In bed and under the covers, let a dirty fart just rip (eating a Polish diet will make a deadly fart-smell concoction). 2nd. Slowly raise your feet to a level of 1-2 feet. This will fill the chamber (the covers of biological death warfare) with air. 3rd. drop your feet and as your feet are approximately 1/2 way down, raise the the edge of the covers nearest you faces and unleash the payload!!!! The Flash gust of toxic wind will blow right into your victim's face!!! (for best results, wait for he mouth to be wide open- She will taste it!!!! 4th. Laugh at your victim who should be angry, gagging, (and if you took my advice on the proper diet) begging for mercy or even death. Have fun! very effective!!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating