shmike Tee
Italian guido boys found mainly in northern New Jersey and Staten Island. They take hours to get ready to go out to clubs just so they can get pictures taken of them in groups by club promoter websites. They brook out their hair, shave their facial hair into chinstraps, wear huge girl sunglasses that cover half of their face with a slight mirror tint to them, wear only black or white clothing, and drive their parents 2 year old Mercedes Benzes and BMWs. In high school they sold tickets at half price to the hottest clubs in NYC at a 60% discount and they took steroids. They love to blast techno music, take ecstasy and snort cocaine, and go down the shore to Seaside Heights/Ortley/Lavalette (which they've completely ruined in the past decade) in their wifebeaters just to start fights with anyone that they don't know. Most of them love to show off their true italian heritage (which means they are about 2% italian) by flaunting the italian flag or the word 'italia' everywhere they go. You do not want to cross paths with this type because they know in their head they can win a fight with anyone they see, ever.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means