Shleezbag Tee
When your name is Ashley and you prefer people call you Shlee for many reasons (i.e. You used to hate the nicknames people gave you like Ashtray, Ashtard, ash hole, or dumbash. You were sick of the shortened name "Ash" especially when others around you had the same or similar names - like Ashten, Asher, Ashlynn, etc - because someone would say "hey Ash" and multiple people would respond only to realize someone you don't even know wasn't talking to you and it just feels awkward. Or when a teacher or anyone really would say "actually" and you were not fully attentive so you respond loudly "what" only to realize no one was talking to you at all so you just look dumb. So one day your little sister starts calling you shlee and you hate it at first but then it just somehow fits or maybe your sister just forcibly made everyone call you shlee and it grows on everyone and you accept it because at least no more "ash" related nicknames or humiliating moments will happen. And now everyone has made their own shlee nicknames for you like shleezball, Shleezbag, shleebuh, shleebee, shleeezy, shleeshlong, shleepee, shleezer, shleez, shayyyyyleeeeeee, shleeshloo, shleethead, shleester, shleenerdawg...or started saying "That's what - shlee - said" instead of "she" like the popular idiom from Wayne's world...so now you were most popularly called Ashtray as a child and became shleeziest shleezbag anyone has ever known.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means