Shit Tee
1. The universally recognized "S word" 2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion 3. N. a really stupid person 4. V. To defecate 5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion 6. Int. Expresses disgust 7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy 8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent 1. Your name is shit in this town. 2. What in the shit? 3. You stupid shit! 4. I sugest we go shit in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens! 5. This shitty guy was such a weird shit. That dumb shit asked me if I was insane. 6. Aw, SHIT!! 7. Holy shit! You guys rock! 8. Just fucking jump before I kick you in the balls and make you shit your pants, you stupid shit! 9. Don't be such a pussy! You're always scared shitless! 10. Shitless and witless is what I'm gonna call you! Man steps on rake in backyard, the stick part flies up and knocks out his tooth. Man exclaimes: "Shit! Who left this shit in the backyard? Look at what this shit did to my face! You stupid shits, put shit away next time!" Roommate looks out and says: "What the shit? And, you say we're shitty? You're always getting into some shit and blaming us for your shitshow! I'm serious, it's always a shitload of some shit with you! ....Yes! Remember ?like the last time you got shitfaced drunk and we had to explain to you the next morning that you shitted your pants!"
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating