Shetective Tee
1.noun - Shee-tek-tiv Women who waste time investigating things they already know the answers to. Instead of using known facts to make a decision, the investigation of the situations is more important. Sometimes leaving Shetectives in terrible relationships for months or years while they conduct their investigations. Shetectives use investigative methods that they feel are ok because they are women, but would feel those methods are controlling or abusive if used by men. Shetective investigate methods include but are not limited to: ~Waiting for time alone with your phone so that she can go through all contacts, texts, pictures and calls. ~Not knowing how to do anything on a computer but search your browser history. ~Revisiting old questions and conversations by pretending you have not discussed them to see if your answers were the same as last time. ~Manipulating you into checking your voicemail from a phone that captures all numbers keyed into it. Even the ones after the actual phone number. These extra numbers will contain your voicemail pin which she will identify and use to listen to your voicemail later or when you are asleep.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.