Shent Tee
A brand, made in the 1900’s. In 1922, a man named Jimmy Sellin founded a chain called B.M.‘s Candy Co.. As an infant, Jimmy was dumped by his parents. One day, Jimmy saw something that could change his life forever. He saw a poster with cow tits, which read “Rip ass NOW!” with a picture of David Niven, smoking a cigar. In 1913, 15 year old Jimmy tried to sell used condoms to get cash. While selling candy never came to mind, he did go down that route eventually. Despite Jimmy not getting that much money, he earned a tolerable amount of cash. Jimmy decided to make his own candy, after brainstorming ideas. He had little to no ingredients to work with, but that didn’t stop him from making candy that was delectable. While attempts at giving out samples were failures, he found an ingredient that gave them a kick (being pig shit ). That was when Jimmy and his creation started getting the recognition he deserved. It was featured in daily newspapers, radio stations, billboards. Anywhere that you could think of. And just like that, this was when the founding of Jimmy’s company all began. Not only did his corporation create the iconic Shent brand, but it also created other products. It even created candy brands that weren’t even made by the other companies yet (Wrigley’s, Hershey’s, etc.) . Unfortunately, in 1993, Jimmy Sellins died, at the age of 96, due to a kidney stone so big that it split his penis in half. He will be remembered for his creation of Shent, for years to come.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.