She Demon Tee
A conglomeration of the worst things from hell that somehow found its way to earth. This succubus/demoness/bitch takes the form of a human female and tries to fit in with the human community. However, it is quite easy to detect this monstrosity and its out-of-placeness due to its extremely homely and ugly appearance and disfigured features of its body such as perhaps a horribly disgusting pot belly or a gigantic mole on its arm which it may try to cover up with a band-aid or something. Hence due to its failure to appear appealing, the creature is forced to act promiscuous in order to a victim (usually drunk or blind) to siphon the poor soul out of. It will also use gut-wrenching, low blow tactics and whatever it can in order to make itself look better in front of others. These tactics can include anything from gossip to snitching, or any other actions that society may consider graceless. This creature is quickly able to harbor the hatred of others. Which is actually a positive thing due to the fact that people will work together to unite against it. In only a matter a time, the human society will bind together to burn this hellion on a stake in order to serve it justice. However, the best way to rid of this demon and prevent it from doing any damage to your community is to obtain a harpoon-gun and shoot it through the heart and burning the body. However, do not throw the ashes into the ocean. For it will spread its HIV throughout the ocean. A warning to all, if one even suspects someone in your very own community to be the she demon, get your harpoon ready.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.