sharpshitting Tee
a sporting event which takes place after a large meal a small group of competitors salvage a toilet, either from personal belongings or from any appliance store the toilet is then placed in a determined location, whether it be indoors or outdoors (it is allowed to already be installed in a bathroom) objective: -shit to earn the most points in a single attempt with a judge panel rules: - the competitor may shit from any location, as long as all of the shit lands in the toilet (the inside-walls of the toilet count) (the shit does not need to hit the water, if any) - no items may be used to aid in the acceleration of the shit, unless it is providing height alone - tricks such as jumps or spins can add to the score of the shit, but will be scored by the judges out of 100 - height is measured in inches, and for every inch you are vertically from the toilet's mouth you receive 1 point - distance is also measured in inches, and for every inch you are horizontally from the toilets mouth you receive 5 points - if you choose to have the seat down, you receive an extra 50 points - the contestants may have three attempts in a time limit of 10 minutes once the contestant's time has started, if they are able to do so - the size of the shit grants 10 points per whole golf ball the shit is in length (diameter of one golf ball), although it must be larger than 1 golf ball in mass - the winner is determined by the most amount of points received in one attempt
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.