sharpshitting Hoodie
a sporting event which takes place after a large meal a small group of competitors salvage a toilet, either from personal belongings or from any appliance store the toilet is then placed in a determined location, whether it be indoors or outdoors (it is allowed to already be installed in a bathroom) objective: -shit to earn the most points in a single attempt with a judge panel rules: - the competitor may shit from any location, as long as all of the shit lands in the toilet (the inside-walls of the toilet count) (the shit does not need to hit the water, if any) - no items may be used to aid in the acceleration of the shit, unless it is providing height alone - tricks such as jumps or spins can add to the score of the shit, but will be scored by the judges out of 100 - height is measured in inches, and for every inch you are vertically from the toilet's mouth you receive 1 point - distance is also measured in inches, and for every inch you are horizontally from the toilets mouth you receive 5 points - if you choose to have the seat down, you receive an extra 50 points - the contestants may have three attempts in a time limit of 10 minutes once the contestant's time has started, if they are able to do so - the size of the shit grants 10 points per whole golf ball the shit is in length (diameter of one golf ball), although it must be larger than 1 golf ball in mass - the winner is determined by the most amount of points received in one attempt
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Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.