sex Tee
continued... I rub up, down, and in circular motions on your pussy, you moaning louder. "stop teasing and fuck me now", You wisper to me. After you say those magic words i reply with, "but I love teasing". I don't stop teasing you until I want to. I move up your body making my dick closer to your face. I take my pants off just at the point where my dicks out. I'm hard, so very hard. You stare at it then look at me not breaking eye contact and start kissing it, licking it, and only putting the knob in your mouth. You lick from the nuts all the way to the tip then slowly put it all in your mouth. You hold it balls deep down your throat, just paused with it in your mouth untill you cant breath. You pull it out still keeping eye contact. I put my dick in and out of your mouth until I'm close to cumming. All the way in then all the way out. I stop you and stand up to pull my pants off. I pull the rest of your underwear off and put 2 fingers in your dripping wet pussy warming it up for for what I'm about to do. As my fingers are inside your pussy wriggling and curling I start to move my head back down to it. I lick once and hear you moan. Lick again and you moan again. I keep licking it. You're breathing keeping up with it. You moan and you're almost cumming. You can feel it and then I stop.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡