sex Mug
continued... I rub up, down, and in circular motions on your pussy, you moaning louder. "stop teasing and fuck me now", You wisper to me. After you say those magic words i reply with, "but I love teasing". I don't stop teasing you until I want to. I move up your body making my dick closer to your face. I take my pants off just at the point where my dicks out. I'm hard, so very hard. You stare at it then look at me not breaking eye contact and start kissing it, licking it, and only putting the knob in your mouth. You lick from the nuts all the way to the tip then slowly put it all in your mouth. You hold it balls deep down your throat, just paused with it in your mouth untill you cant breath. You pull it out still keeping eye contact. I put my dick in and out of your mouth until I'm close to cumming. All the way in then all the way out. I stop you and stand up to pull my pants off. I pull the rest of your underwear off and put 2 fingers in your dripping wet pussy warming it up for for what I'm about to do. As my fingers are inside your pussy wriggling and curling I start to move my head back down to it. I lick once and hear you moan. Lick again and you moan again. I keep licking it. You're breathing keeping up with it. You moan and you're almost cumming. You can feel it and then I stop.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
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EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
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My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.