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The sex I had this morning was so good. We had the whole place to ourselves, we got to be as loud as we wanted. For hours we fucked, different positions, different rooms, on the couch, in the kitchen. After countless orgasms, we hopped into the steamy shower. I stood, one leg up against the wall, the other behind his back. He licked me front to back, eat my pussy so good. This lasted for a few minutes, before I came on his face. He was so surprised, the water quickly washed it off, but it turned him on quick. His dick stood straight up, he was hard as a rock. Bending me over, he fucked me. The shower was definitely steamy. Shortly after, he laid me down in the center of the bed, gently. This was a huge turn on. He kissed me softly before spreading my legs. He pulled the towel open slowly, teasing me. Lowering his head, he kissed my inner thighs. Next, the clit, he circled his tongue, hitting every sensation. I threw my head back in ecstasy. I claw my shiny red nails through his hair. This turns him on even more. Now he needs more, he wants to taste me. He takes two fingers and slides them into my tight wet pussy. Going back and forth in a “come here” motion. This drove me insane. I grabbed his towel, exposing his erection. He went on top and mounted me perfectly. We made love in missionary for a little while, he held my legs over his body and sucked on my white toes.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31
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