Sex
The sex I had this morning was so good. We had the whole place to ourselves, we got to be as loud as we wanted. For hours we fucked, different positions, different rooms, on the couch, in the kitchen. After countless orgasms, we hopped into the steamy shower. I stood, one leg up against the wall, the other behind his back. He licked me front to back, eat my pussy so good. This lasted for a few minutes, before I came on his face. He was so surprised, the water quickly washed it off, but it turned him on quick. His dick stood straight up, he was hard as a rock. Bending me over, he fucked me. The shower was definitely steamy. Shortly after, he laid me down in the center of the bed, gently. This was a huge turn on. He kissed me softly before spreading my legs. He pulled the towel open slowly, teasing me. Lowering his head, he kissed my inner thighs. Next, the clit, he circled his tongue, hitting every sensation. I threw my head back in ecstasy. I claw my shiny red nails through his hair. This turns him on even more. Now he needs more, he wants to taste me. He takes two fingers and slides them into my tight wet pussy. Going back and forth in a “come here” motion. This drove me insane. I grabbed his towel, exposing his erection. He went on top and mounted me perfectly. We made love in missionary for a little while, he held my legs over his body and sucked on my white toes.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
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