Sex Tee
All men love sex. It's fun and when you get naked. I was really happy. I was partners with Izzy for the school play, and they had to come up with a script. Izzy is the hottest girl at school. She has really big boobs, and is really cute. I asked Izzy over to my house. "Of course, see you at your house" she said. I was walking along, and my hand accidentally touched her boobs. "Hey. That was my boobs you just touched" she said to me. "I'm sorry, but you have nice boobs" I said back to her. Then she bent down to her knees. "Geez, i love your cock" she said. Then we ran to my house as quick as we could. No one was home, so we had the perfect opportunity. We started kissing each other hard. We pressed our lips together, really hard and couldn't stop kissing. I loved it! Then, we started stripping each other off. Izzy took of my trousers, and I started taking off her bra. I saw her boobs, they were so good! Then she started going down to her knees, and sucked my dick, and she was super good at it. I loved the sensation. Then I inserted my dick into her pussy. She screamed! "I love this! Do it again!" I kept doing it again and again inserting my dick into her pussy. In and out, quicker and quicker. It was so much fun. That was the best day of my life.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating