Sex Mug
All men love sex. It's fun and when you get naked. I was really happy. I was partners with Izzy for the school play, and they had to come up with a script. Izzy is the hottest girl at school. She has really big boobs, and is really cute. I asked Izzy over to my house. "Of course, see you at your house" she said. I was walking along, and my hand accidentally touched her boobs. "Hey. That was my boobs you just touched" she said to me. "I'm sorry, but you have nice boobs" I said back to her. Then she bent down to her knees. "Geez, i love your cock" she said. Then we ran to my house as quick as we could. No one was home, so we had the perfect opportunity. We started kissing each other hard. We pressed our lips together, really hard and couldn't stop kissing. I loved it! Then, we started stripping each other off. Izzy took of my trousers, and I started taking off her bra. I saw her boobs, they were so good! Then she started going down to her knees, and sucked my dick, and she was super good at it. I loved the sensation. Then I inserted my dick into her pussy. She screamed! "I love this! Do it again!" I kept doing it again and again inserting my dick into her pussy. In and out, quicker and quicker. It was so much fun. That was the best day of my life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Ok it’s a mug drink from it act edgy with it who cares
This was a gift for my wife. She loves it.
The custom word and design came out perfectly, and my girlfriend absolutely adored the mug; I'll absolutely consider more custom-printed cups for birthdays and other occasions in the future.
Purchased this custom mug for my teenager, and they love it! The first comment was that the coffee stayed hot longer. Solid mug and the custom text isn't wearing ff after so many uses. Will definitely buy again.
The mug looks great and hasn't faded after multiple runs through the dishwasher. It microwaves well, and the text is sufficiently unruly.
I had been looking for the translation from a Tik Tok video and found it on Urban Dictionary. I was surprised to find a coffee mug available so I ordered one. My order was processed very quickly. My mug arrived promptly and in perfect condition. Many Thanks
This mug was a Father’s Day gift for my dad, and let me tell you, it is the greatest mug ever produced by humankind. Not only does it have a simple, minimalist design on it with my father’s name, but also the witty definition on the back that perfectly describes him. While he only uses the mug to hold his pens, I’m sure it would act perfectly fine with any sort of beverage in it as well. Urban Dictionary, let my just tell you that you have sent me the finest piece of art I could have possibly asked to hand over to my dad. Thank you, and I’m sure I’ll be purchasing another one of these fine crafted mugs some time soon. To whoever is reading this, have a nice day, and enjoy your summer.
I bought this for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!
exactly what wanted, holds hot coffee excellent, am 'Hutty'!! that's funny
Used it for a family inside joke, very funny
Great mug! Customizing was great!
why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.
It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!
It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !
My favorite mug ever
Small cup printing is well done.
It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.
lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug
The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.