Sex
All men love sex. It's fun and when you get naked. I was really happy. I was partners with Izzy for the school play, and they had to come up with a script. Izzy is the hottest girl at school. She has really big boobs, and is really cute. I asked Izzy over to my house. "Of course, see you at your house" she said. I was walking along, and my hand accidentally touched her boobs. "Hey. That was my boobs you just touched" she said to me. "I'm sorry, but you have nice boobs" I said back to her. Then she bent down to her knees. "Geez, i love your cock" she said. Then we ran to my house as quick as we could. No one was home, so we had the perfect opportunity. We started kissing each other hard. We pressed our lips together, really hard and couldn't stop kissing. I loved it! Then, we started stripping each other off. Izzy took of my trousers, and I started taking off her bra. I saw her boobs, they were so good! Then she started going down to her knees, and sucked my dick, and she was super good at it. I loved the sensation. Then I inserted my dick into her pussy. She screamed! "I love this! Do it again!" I kept doing it again and again inserting my dick into her pussy. In and out, quicker and quicker. It was so much fun. That was the best day of my life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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