sex Tee
There was a beautiful young lady named Tess and she was dating this boy, a hot guy, named Jake he took Tess out for a date they ate in a very fancy restaurant later that night, Jake took Tess's house she asked Jake if he wanted to stay for a while, of coarse Jake did int hesitate, but there was more then just a visit in Madison's gleaming eyes. She walked to her room door she stopped she turned around and she started to kiss Jake wildly. He kiss her so well. In a second she opened her room door they tumbled, and Jake wanted MORE action. He untied Tess's bra. He took off her shirt her tits where as big as the moon. "wow" he gasped. Jake decided to make her naked he took off all of her clothes. Tess took off all of Jake's clothes HE began to lick her lips her bottom jaw and her neck. Tess began to moan, not to loud but Jake enjoyed that. His anus began to penetrate in Tess's veg she began to increase her moans, Jake grabbed Tess's boobs and squeezed them hard. Tess was fighting for air she began saying "Jake I need more, lick my boobs my veg. ANYTHING!" "okay if you wish babe" Jake grabbed her clit, she screamed, Jake needed Tess's scream's. He began to lick her boobs he sucked on them In a millisecond Tess rolled over, now she was on top of Jake. He was panting. Tess began to hump him and rape him. and so on the next day Tess just woke up...... IN HIS BEDROOM, by the way there still naked
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means