sex Mug
There was a beautiful young lady named Tess and she was dating this boy, a hot guy, named Jake he took Tess out for a date they ate in a very fancy restaurant later that night, Jake took Tess's house she asked Jake if he wanted to stay for a while, of coarse Jake did int hesitate, but there was more then just a visit in Madison's gleaming eyes. She walked to her room door she stopped she turned around and she started to kiss Jake wildly. He kiss her so well. In a second she opened her room door they tumbled, and Jake wanted MORE action. He untied Tess's bra. He took off her shirt her tits where as big as the moon. "wow" he gasped. Jake decided to make her naked he took off all of her clothes. Tess took off all of Jake's clothes HE began to lick her lips her bottom jaw and her neck. Tess began to moan, not to loud but Jake enjoyed that. His anus began to penetrate in Tess's veg she began to increase her moans, Jake grabbed Tess's boobs and squeezed them hard. Tess was fighting for air she began saying "Jake I need more, lick my boobs my veg. ANYTHING!" "okay if you wish babe" Jake grabbed her clit, she screamed, Jake needed Tess's scream's. He began to lick her boobs he sucked on them In a millisecond Tess rolled over, now she was on top of Jake. He was panting. Tess began to hump him and rape him. and so on the next day Tess just woke up...... IN HIS BEDROOM, by the way there still naked
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right