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There was a beautiful young lady named Tess and she was dating this boy, a hot guy, named Jake he took Tess out for a date they ate in a very fancy restaurant later that night, Jake took Tess's house she asked Jake if he wanted to stay for a while, of coarse Jake did int hesitate, but there was more then just a visit in Madison's gleaming eyes. She walked to her room door she stopped she turned around and she started to kiss Jake wildly. He kiss her so well. In a second she opened her room door they tumbled, and Jake wanted MORE action. He untied Tess's bra. He took off her shirt her tits where as big as the moon. "wow" he gasped. Jake decided to make her naked he took off all of her clothes. Tess took off all of Jake's clothes HE began to lick her lips her bottom jaw and her neck. Tess began to moan, not to loud but Jake enjoyed that. His anus began to penetrate in Tess's veg she began to increase her moans, Jake grabbed Tess's boobs and squeezed them hard. Tess was fighting for air she began saying "Jake I need more, lick my boobs my veg. ANYTHING!" "okay if you wish babe" Jake grabbed her clit, she screamed, Jake needed Tess's scream's. He began to lick her boobs he sucked on them In a millisecond Tess rolled over, now she was on top of Jake. He was panting. Tess began to hump him and rape him. and so on the next day Tess just woke up...... IN HIS BEDROOM, by the way there still naked
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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