sex Mug
There was a beautiful young lady named Tess and she was dating this boy, a hot guy, named Jake he took Tess out for a date they ate in a very fancy restaurant later that night, Jake took Tess's house she asked Jake if he wanted to stay for a while, of coarse Jake did int hesitate, but there was more then just a visit in Madison's gleaming eyes. She walked to her room door she stopped she turned around and she started to kiss Jake wildly. He kiss her so well. In a second she opened her room door they tumbled, and Jake wanted MORE action. He untied Tess's bra. He took off her shirt her tits where as big as the moon. "wow" he gasped. Jake decided to make her naked he took off all of her clothes. Tess took off all of Jake's clothes HE began to lick her lips her bottom jaw and her neck. Tess began to moan, not to loud but Jake enjoyed that. His anus began to penetrate in Tess's veg she began to increase her moans, Jake grabbed Tess's boobs and squeezed them hard. Tess was fighting for air she began saying "Jake I need more, lick my boobs my veg. ANYTHING!" "okay if you wish babe" Jake grabbed her clit, she screamed, Jake needed Tess's scream's. He began to lick her boobs he sucked on them In a millisecond Tess rolled over, now she was on top of Jake. He was panting. Tess began to hump him and rape him. and so on the next day Tess just woke up...... IN HIS BEDROOM, by the way there still naked
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.